Alex

In English...... (5 seconds later) you don't have to think about what you say before you say it.

Alex

I say what I meant! .....wait...no.

Alex

Customer: Do you guys have a dress code?
Alex: Yeah. You have to wear shoes. And clothes I think....

Alex

Thank you for Chucking call-a-rama! Wait....no.

Claire

You're gonna make me hurt her cameraputer!

Claire

Maybe I have indoor bleeding!?

Claire

The cars are door. I mean, the doors are car. I mean, the lars are core. Ahhrrghgh...nevermind.

Shella

I really have been impressed with your buns lately.