Claire

He's texting people that I have a crush on...that I don't.

Claire

Kyle, get your hands out of your pants!

Shella

I'm getting retarded.

Shella

I should wash my dishes while the water is still wet.

Kimber

What's the question?
What's the answer?!
What's going on??!!
I'm confused.

Kyle

That's the stupidest thing i've ever rid.

Kyle

I'm starving of thirst!

Kyle

This tempo--*plunk*

Lindy

Lindy: Mom, do you know what I was thinking?
Angie: No.
Lindy: Neither do I, I just thought that maybe you did.

Lindsay

Kyle: Freaks!
Lindsay: You would be too if you were a girl.

Claire

I think your metronome speeds down and slows up.

Kyle

You've got to be a bassty beast.