Nick (to Kyle)

Hey cousin from another mother!

Kyle

Do I look like a guy that would read a book?
I'm cute!

Julieann

What's with you and wetting my pants?!

Kyle

Hm. Simple progression--we must be reTARDS.

Kimber

I wish i could talk to people in the shower.

Claire

What, is, up-dawg!?

Claire

I miss everyone. Ok, so that wasn't really a quote, or funny at all, but it's true.

Claire

That kind of rhymed...in a non-rhyming way...

Kimber

Bridal showers are like little kid birthday parties.....only with lingerie.

Kimber

Oh! I thought that was a lion....but it was a cow.

Kyle

Like YOU would know you were be going!

Kyle

Cool things are cool.

Juliann Hollowell

That didn't sound as stupid as I really am.

Kimber

I keep getting bubbles in my pants.

Shella

Shella: I wonder if he could put that on his menu.
Angie: Menu?
Shella: Did I say menu? I meant recipe. Resume!!

Kyle

Get off my dawg!

Kimber

This tastes like toasted marshmallow, but grilled cheese!

Jenna

It's really hard to talk when you're licking the side of your face.

Kyle

The pioneers would be like 'what's a phone?' And this is a phone?

Kimber

I'm a weird kind of picky. I like good food.

Kyle

Kimber: Kyle, you aren't supposed to pick your friends noses.
Kyle: When did I pick your friends' nose?!

Claire

They started really late. They started at like...8 lots.

Claire

I'm going to go spit rid of my gum.

Kyle

...So I'm sittin' here all poopy...

Claire

Shella: It was the Lotus Temple.
Claire: Is it LDS?

Sydni

Kyle: Who do you like in your class?
Sydni: No one.
Kyle: Oh yeah, you're at the age where all the boys have cooties.
Sydni: No, they all have glasses.

Jacob

Foron means moron because 'for' rhymes with 'mor,' and 'on' and 'on.'

Kimber

You like your neck rubbed with spoons?

Nic

It's great to have friends that you can be friends with.

Claire

It started with an 'M,' so maybe October.

Claire

Cows er dumb...

Claire

Stop letting me go er...going me let er....stop me letting...er stop making me let go!!!!!

Alex

In English...... (5 seconds later) you don't have to think about what you say before you say it.

Alex

I say what I meant! .....wait...no.

Alex

Customer: Do you guys have a dress code?
Alex: Yeah. You have to wear shoes. And clothes I think....

Alex

Thank you for Chucking call-a-rama! Wait....no.

Claire

You're gonna make me hurt her cameraputer!

Claire

Maybe I have indoor bleeding!?

Claire

The cars are door. I mean, the doors are car. I mean, the lars are core. Ahhrrghgh...nevermind.

Shella

I really have been impressed with your buns lately.

Claire

Kyle..........You are Beautiful!!

Claire

Yeah, Freakin'.....

Claire

I'm not leaving now now...I'm leaving now later.

Nick Estrada

I'm just wondering: is the president of the elder's quorum the...elder's...quorum...president...yeah...

Kyle

Let's 'un-awkwar-fy' this situation.

Cheryl (Mom)

We feed the stray cats and penguins.

Kyle

Isn't it funny to make people think their lives are about to end!?

Kyle

Kyle: You're a dumbaphobe!
Kimber: Yes Kyle...I am afraid of you.

Kyle

The coloring is perfect for black and white!