Claire

Everyone: ...what is that? Charlie?
Claire: Frantically running for her phone.....(CRASH)....."I'm OK."

Kyle

Look, Claire looks like a Hickey!

Daniel

Daniel: Yeah I got $25 from Grandpa What's-his-name.
Kimber: Haha..Worwood? Look at your name tag dummy!

Shella

Cafe Rio Girl: Everything on it?
Shella: Yep. And shredded wheat.

Kyle

Run! It says 'walk,' Dumb!

Kyle

Oh, I love deer! It makes me want to shoot them!

Claire

This is like LeAira's bate!

Kyle

I hopped over it like...Jumpy Man!

Shella

Claire: Hmm...they don't arrange their own stuff.
Shella: What? They made a reindeer out of snow?

Claire

While you're here, could you pull down my pants?

Kyle

Shella: Is that a cat?
Kyle: No, it's an animal of some kind.

Kyle

Kyle: Look how big the Cornflakes are!!!
Claire: Yeah, and they are snicking!!!

Claire

I win! Get cheese! GET CHEESE!!!!

Shella

I'm not afraid...danger...like safety-wise.

Kimber

Everyone: Rudolph the red nosed reindeer....had a very shiny nose!
Kimber: Like Monopoly!.....never mind.

Kyle

Tiann: Pilsbutter Doughbury
Kyle: Haha, quotebutter!

Shella

My hand feels like it's outside.

Claire

I've never seen a rock that grows vertically...

Kyle

I'll sound crappy...just like you!

Grace

Kyle: What's your favorite Disney princess?
Grace: You!

Kyle

You guys are girls.

Claire

Kyle: You two.
Lindsay: Who two?
Claire: Me two.

Kyle

I doesn't know what it means.

Kyle

You're Ritarded!!!
(notice spelling)

Kyle

This is what little kids taste like.

Kyle

Slide that really much.

Kyle

Don't move! It'll be fun!

Kyle

I wish I had her legs!

Lindsay

Kyle you look like a Vulcon.

Claire

Kyle...I want to bite your ear.

Claire

I had a thinking.

Kyle

Your hair is stuck to your head.

Holly

You guys make me feel naughty!

Lindsay

I totally wanted to crawl in a hole and take a shower.

Claire

Kyle! Put your pants on!

Claire

He's texting people that I have a crush on...that I don't.

Claire

Kyle, get your hands out of your pants!

Shella

I'm getting retarded.

Shella

I should wash my dishes while the water is still wet.

Kimber

What's the question?
What's the answer?!
What's going on??!!
I'm confused.

Kyle

That's the stupidest thing i've ever rid.

Kyle

I'm starving of thirst!

Kyle

This tempo--*plunk*

Lindy

Lindy: Mom, do you know what I was thinking?
Angie: No.
Lindy: Neither do I, I just thought that maybe you did.

Lindsay

Kyle: Freaks!
Lindsay: You would be too if you were a girl.

Claire

I think your metronome speeds down and slows up.

Kyle

You've got to be a bassty beast.

Kimber

I don't be stupid on purpose!

Kimber

Kimberly: (As Alyssa pulls out of the parking space) "You're clear."
Kimber: Woah, yeah! I can see right through you!

Hmmm...

I guess this blog is kind of on hold for a while, isn't it.

Kimber

Why did you guys get menus and I didn't?

Kyle

I was just twitterpated.

Kimber

I'll have a little leaf sticking out of my head. *SNAP* Oh (with glottal stop). Not anymore. (said just as happily as the first sentence without a pause in between - this one is hard to write)

Kimber

We turn off the lights, and then all you can hear is sound!

Kyle

Killer dolphins could...kill you.

Claire

Do you smell like grapefruit? Cause I smell you.

Jesse

Ugh! I have to use like all my feet!

Claire

I wish people had three ears, cause then I could hear too!

Claire

Kyle: You're smoking weed.
Claire: No, I'm not. I read books.

Kyle

Get your foot out of my dress!

Kyle cracks me up dude!

Kyle

Trees, trees, clouds, clouds, stars and clouds and trees and clouds.

Kyle

90345, 789, cause 785--785!!!

Kyle

Kyle is cool, yes he is; I like cheese and cheese whiz!! Sometimes, I like brown. Sometimes, I don't...like brown.

Kyle

Salt is good. It makes things good. Pepper, pepper pepper pepper.

Kyle

Blue is the sky, the sun is yellow and I'm a guy.

Kyle

I like hamburgers more than boogers.

Kimber

I'm really sick of Kyle liking trees!

Kyle

Pepper. Salt. I like pepper and salt. Sometimes I like pepper on my salt.

Kyle

"Chowder, Powder, Lowder mowder mowder"

Kyle

I'm not schizophrenic, I'm just a photogenic...person in my mind...I like trees.

Kyle--the rapper

"There are clouds in the sky, stars as well. Sometimes Kimber says she likes my butt...I don't rhyme very well."

Kyle

I like cars and apples--No! Not apples.

Kyle

I figured it out! Rappers swear because it's the only thing that rhymes!

Kyle

"I like trees, because they're green and they rhyme with bees"

Kyle

"Get your foot out of my dress!"

Katie

"Yeah, our downstairs is always clean, but upstairs is a different story."

Sean

My eyes are either blue or gray, depending on the color.

Claire

How!...(awkward pause while I thought of some way to redeem myself)...are you?

Kimber

Have you seen The Ant Bully? It's about this...ant...bully.

Claire

How old is the 26-year-old?

Jesse

I'm only related to my family.

Shella

Shella: That was a really weird noise, but it was just my stomach.
Claire: ...that was my stomach.

Kimber

Sarah: Where is Shella?
Kimber: Wyoming
Sarah:Why?
Kimber:-oming

Kimber

I'm not a idiot!

Kyle

I'm a sniffer!!!

Claire

"They should invent some kind of cord to attach the phone to the base."

Kimber

Did you wake up today?

Claire

Orange plus white equals...popsicles.

Shella

Is this the car you normally drive when you drive this car?