MaryJane

Cinnamon breath is hot.

Shella

Of all the songs to have stuck in my teeth...

Forsyth Fam

We have to scald the milk.
So does that mean you whisk it?

There's an embryo in this egg.
No, you have to have a turkey for that.

It's too cold!!
No, Anna, you're reading off the Celsius side!

Kyle

TwelFth. Ha....sounds like he has a bad lisp.

Zach

Brenna: Peace out, cub scout.
Zach: Shakin' lakin', bacon!

I miss you all!

Shella

I'm not afraid..danger..like safety-wise, it's just that if....oh, that'd be big trouble.

Nick (to Kyle)

Hey cousin from another mother!

Kyle

Do I look like a guy that would read a book?
I'm cute!

Julieann

What's with you and wetting my pants?!

Kyle

Hm. Simple progression--we must be reTARDS.

Kimber

I wish i could talk to people in the shower.

Claire

What, is, up-dawg!?

Claire

I miss everyone. Ok, so that wasn't really a quote, or funny at all, but it's true.

Claire

That kind of rhymed...in a non-rhyming way...

Kimber

Bridal showers are like little kid birthday parties.....only with lingerie.

Kimber

Oh! I thought that was a lion....but it was a cow.

Kyle

Like YOU would know you were be going!

Kyle

Cool things are cool.

Juliann Hollowell

That didn't sound as stupid as I really am.